Monday, January 09, 2006

New Sports Rules...

1 - No God!!! Don't wanna here about him, don't wanna watch you guys bless yourselves after you score a point and NO MORE after the game team prayers! Or... If you find you cannot help yourselves and have to thank "The Almighty One" for helping you do your JOB and win a game then you must also blame God if you lose. I'd love to see that post game report - "Well... I would have made that game winning shot but God really screwed me tonight."

2 - GO ON A DIET!!! There is no way that ANYONE making 20 gazillion dollars a minute as a professional athlete should be out of shape. Especially if your claiming to be one of the greatest of all time and play 3rd base for the New York Yankees. Ever heard of a situp? The only thing you're supposed to do is be great at sports. Youre a role model! Look and act like one.

3 - (Basketball) Free Throw High Fives... After missing a FREE throw high fiving will no longer be tollerated. Rather the player who misses should be chastised by his team for missing! Each player should walk up and say - "Dick!" "Punk!" and "If we lose this game it's because of you!"

More rules to come...


Blogger Bug said...

Amen to that, my friend. My scary, scary friend.

12:59 AM  

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