If I die before I wake...

I pray the Nip my Mac to take. Hers is broken!

And I may be dying...

Though so far I am not vomiting or experiencing strong painful muscle contractions, loss of conscience, lung & heart failure or violent convulsions I am quite certain I have been injected with the lethal nero-toxin of a Black Widow Spider.

You see my friends, about a half hour ago I felt a little bump up around my left eye and I ran gleefully into the bathroom hoping for a zit to burst (sorry Nip) but alas all I saw was tiny red mark. Mind you it is a quite painful one hence my assumption there would be a sploosh (sorry again Nip)! Now this tiny red mark grown to the size of a pea with still no sign of zittyness. I'm going to give another half and hour and if the swelling continues I'm going to take a drill to it and hopefully Nip will suck out the poison and will save me from my demise.

Otherwise... It's been nice knowing you! I love you all, be happy with your lives!

Maybe I should get Meg to suck out the poison, she seems to not get so grossed out.

Know the enemy...

Ouch! That was a cramp in my leg... The first sign.