People assume it's all the weed...
I know better! My memory loss is heriditary. My mother has had it for quite some time.
For example: She leaves me a message today, returning my call. I called to her a last week about a present for my neice (that I had FORGOTTEN and left at her house) that I wanted her to bring to my neices birthday party.
Here's an excerpt -
"I got your message about the present and you're gonna have to call me closer to that weekend or else I'll forget. Call me like a day or two in advance. Maybe I'll put it in a bag and hang it on the door so I CAN'T forget it. Well... I'd hang it on the door but I can't remember where I put the present in the first place."
Uh-oh...
For example: She leaves me a message today, returning my call. I called to her a last week about a present for my neice (that I had FORGOTTEN and left at her house) that I wanted her to bring to my neices birthday party.
Here's an excerpt -
"I got your message about the present and you're gonna have to call me closer to that weekend or else I'll forget. Call me like a day or two in advance. Maybe I'll put it in a bag and hang it on the door so I CAN'T forget it. Well... I'd hang it on the door but I can't remember where I put the present in the first place."
Uh-oh...
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We've all made asses out of ourselves. And you. Sorry, I can't help it, I'm an ass.
Trust me, it IS the weed.
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