Funny story...

So I get home this afternoon and the mailman (kind of a weird looking hippy dude) is in the entryway loading up the mailboxes, hence he has the boxes open. So I ask him if I "could just reach in and grab my mail?"

He looks at me with one eyebrow raised and says: "Well ya could... But it's a federal offense!"

So I say: "Well I don't want to offend anyone, especially the federation so I'll wait until you're done"

When he finally left I gave him the Vulcan sign and said: "Live long and prosper!"