Friday, January 27, 2006

8 days!

No ifs ands or butts about the whole thing. I DID have 2 pieces of the nico-gum to avoid certain death and dismemberment of annoying people. No Bug... Not Catnip! She's great, except when we're playing Scabble. Then she cheats! Just kidding! Oh boy I am gonna be in soooo much trouble!

But hey... I DON'T SMOKE CIGARETTES!

7 Comments:

Blogger Bug said...

Ok, just to clarify: Jason Statham (my boyfriend) was only posing with a cigarette to demonstrate that smoking is for suckers, and remind us all that we are non smokers! It was a public service announcement! Anyway. Congratulations AG, hell week is over, you're in the clear.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

I feel like hell week has just begun...

Jason's a sucker!

Does MF have any girlfriends?

12:44 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

His taste in girlfriends is so questionable, I just allow most of them... He is allowed to see Shakira, Claire Danes (?), Zooey Deschanel, Charlize Theron, and possibly a supermodel or two. I have expressly forbidden Angelina, but only because she is a husband-stealing whore-cunt and I can't condone what she did to sweet Jennifer, not because I'm threatened by her plump lips and ample bosom.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Catnip said...

As far as cheating at Scrabble goes, I think AE just gets mad at me calling him on his dubious capitalization practices (see previous Crabby Catnip post). However, 8 days without smoke (assuming many more) is the best thing in a long time and buys a lot of leeway in Scrabble.

12:57 PM  
Blogger A Valued Opinion said...

I had no idea how horrible AE was at Scrabble he always kicked my ass...Oops sorry for the cusing...I want a rematch! Too bad i dont even have Scrabble...I do have Apples to Apples but then again you need 4 players for that...So unless Catnip comes as well as AE to the sunshine state then no Apples to Apples....But I promise I will kick AE's ass in Chess!!!!!!

5:49 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

I am a MASTER at Scrabble. Please don't get it twisted. I accept your Chess Challenge there VO! Don't worry about cussing, I mean just look at Bugs potty mouth!

4:30 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Oh yeah... Catnip has a travel Scrabble maybe she'll let me borrow when I go down there to see you!

4:32 PM  

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