New Rule...

Phone Companies - One phone book a year!!! It seems as if you publish a new phone book everytime someone moves here in New York. I can't tell you how many times I have come home to see a fresh stack of phone books laid out for everyone in my apartment building. Actually there's enough for every tenant to take two copies of both the White Pages AND the Yellow Pages, just in case they lose one and can't wait a week for the next delivery. Over the course of the last year I have recieved half of the Redwood Forest in telephone directories. STOP IT NOW YOU IDIOTS!!!

p.s. If I need a number I tend to look it up in Google anyway!