Saturday, January 21, 2006

Osama gets jiggy wid it!

In the tape, bin Laden said he was directing his message to the American people after polls showed that "an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq but (Bush) opposed that desire."

He said insurgents were winning the conflict in Iraq and warned that security measures in the West and the United States could not prevent attacks there.

"The proof of that is the explosions you have seen in the capitals of European nations," he said "The delay in similar operations happening in America has not been because of failure to break through your security measures. The operations are under preparation and you will see them in your homes the minute they are through (with preparations), with God's permission."

"We do not mind offering you a long-term truce with fair conditions that we adhere to," he said. "We are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat. So both sides can enjoy security and stability under this truce so we can build Iraq and Afghanistan, which have been destroyed in this war."

Huh? What if God doesn't give permission? Won't matter... No one is as honest as they say they are. Bush never needs permission. Now Pakistan is pissed at us for last week. Iran say's "no way" are they giving up their nuclear program. What's the latest with the Funky Fresh Kim Jong-il? How's he getting down lately? I think Bin Laden is chillin on a Polyneasian island somewhere... Maybe we could look into that.

You know... Not to sound like a doomsayer but everybody hates us and seems to want to exact some kind of revenge. China, Russia... The entire Mid-East. Not only that but everyone hates eachother! France is treatening to nuke Iran if they don't chill. Russians want to help Iran... Smells Like Team Spirit! It seems like this time - WW III - will be divided into perhaps four different factions. The Far East, The Mid East, The Confused and the Sadly MisLead...

Where will it be safe? Who knows. If you're waiting for answers from a God, their all busy with big plans for the upcoming year... Want a hint? Build yourself an ark.

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