Sunday, April 22, 2007

Rubber Meat...

Sounds like a lesbian porn!

Unfortunately it's worse... It's what happens to meat if you cook it too long. There's an easy way to remedy this situation. PAY ATTENTION!!! Don't just throw your steaks into a frialator for 20 mins and then act as if it's one of the signs of the Apocolypse
becauce your tender juicies are now nuclear waste by-products.

You want it to firm up, but not get too hard (sounds like lazy porn) and it's not difficult to master:

Soft and firm = GOOD! Yummy!
Meteortite texure = Not so good!

Play it by ear, or eye, or something. Just don't ever taste it... That's cheating!!!

This is my food tip of the day!

= )


Blogger Bug said...

I take offense.

1:52 PM  

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