Yeah Sure!!!

I am soooooooooo sure you read my blog everyday! I think you said that just because you want me to read yours.

I live to see another day!

Though I still believe I have taken in lethal a dose of spider juice I feel the toxins in my body have warded off it's wimpy nero-toxins and my expected demise. I wonder what the fate of the spider was?

If I die before I wake...

I pray the Nip my Mac to take. Hers is broken!

And I may be dying...

Though so far I am not vomiting or experiencing strong painful muscle contractions, loss of conscience, lung & heart failure or violent convulsions I am quite certain I have been injected with the lethal nero-toxin of a Black Widow Spider.

You see my friends, about a half hour ago I felt a little bump up around my left eye and I ran gleefully into the bathroom hoping for a zit to burst (sorry Nip) but alas all I saw was tiny red mark. Mind you it is a quite painful one hence my assumption there would be a sploosh (sorry again Nip)! Now this tiny red mark grown to the size of a pea with still no sign of zittyness. I'm going to give another half and hour and if the swelling continues I'm going to take a drill to it and hopefully Nip will suck out the poison and will save me from my demise.

Otherwise... It's been nice knowing you! I love you all, be happy with your lives!

Maybe I should get Meg to suck out the poison, she seems to not get so grossed out.

Know the enemy...

Ouch! That was a cramp in my leg... The first sign.

Shit, piss, fuck...

Lady! This is by no means a family blog and I will use any fucking shitty language my potty mouth chooses piss out!

Wholee Fraggin SHEET!!!!

Rob Zombie is fuckin amazing! Halloween 2007 is bar none the hottest horror flick this decade! A complete and proper film that should be enjoyed by all who have any appreciation for the genre.

Things I learned today...

Jazzbot's cute.

I get tired when I stay up late drinking and cutting hair.

I like clean houses.

It only takes 2 hours to get from Boulder to Pueblo if there's no traffic.

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