Thursday, January 31, 2008

Yeah Sure!!!

I am soooooooooo sure you read my blog everyday! I think you said that just because you want me to read yours.

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Blogger Bug said...

Glad to see you're still alive and able to scold your loyal readership.

6:16 PM  

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I live to see another day!

Though I still believe I have taken in lethal a dose of spider juice I feel the toxins in my body have warded off it's wimpy nero-toxins and my expected demise. I wonder what the fate of the spider was?

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Blogger Bug said...

Nero was toxic to his mother.

6:23 PM  

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

If I die before I wake...

I pray the Nip my Mac to take. Hers is broken!

And I may be dying...

Though so far I am not vomiting or experiencing strong painful muscle contractions, loss of conscience, lung & heart failure or violent convulsions I am quite certain I have been injected with the lethal nero-toxin of a Black Widow Spider.

You see my friends, about a half hour ago I felt a little bump up around my left eye and I ran gleefully into the bathroom hoping for a zit to burst (sorry Nip) but alas all I saw was tiny red mark. Mind you it is a quite painful one hence my assumption there would be a sploosh (sorry again Nip)! Now this tiny red mark grown to the size of a pea with still no sign of zittyness. I'm going to give another half and hour and if the swelling continues I'm going to take a drill to it and hopefully Nip will suck out the poison and will save me from my demise.

Otherwise... It's been nice knowing you! I love you all, be happy with your lives!

Maybe I should get Meg to suck out the poison, she seems to not get so grossed out.

Know the enemy...

Ouch! That was a cramp in my leg... The first sign.

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Anonymous Catnip said...

You are mistaken in thinking Meg has a stronger stomach on these things. Unfortunately for me. Bring on the zits!

1:57 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

You mean to say you have a conscience to lose? I had no idea. Godspeed.

6:22 PM  

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Shit, piss, fuck...

Lady! This is by no means a family blog and I will use any fucking shitty language my potty mouth chooses piss out!

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Wholee Fraggin SHEET!!!!

Rob Zombie is fuckin amazing! Halloween 2007 is bar none the hottest horror flick this decade! A complete and proper film that should be enjoyed by all who have any appreciation for the genre.

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Blogger Bug said...

That's frakkin to you, mister, watch your mouth--this is a family blog

9:02 PM  

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Things I learned today...

Jazzbot's cute.

I get tired when I stay up late drinking and cutting hair.

I like clean houses.

It only takes 2 hours to get from Boulder to Pueblo if there's no traffic.

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Anonymous Catnip said...

Kernels of truth and/or insight, every one.

3:29 AM  

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Bloggity Bloggin Blogeroo

This would be a post for you!

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Blogger Bug said...

Hooray! Hooray!

11:04 PM  

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