Sunday, December 16, 2007

New Rule!

Cats -

It's time ya'll got over your fears and started fucking vacuuming around this spot! I can't tell you how tired I am of having to vacuum litter, hair balls, cat puke and dry food three times a week!

Special note to Alley... Quit fucking with the water!


Blogger Bug said...

If you actually come up with a solution, let me in on it--especially the binge/purge cycle. Every fucking day. Ass-cat.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Catnip said...

I would like to note that, in truth, the vacuuming requirement could easily be twice daily.

4:21 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

New post please. Carrying the whole blogging world on my shoulders is exhausting, as I've said before.

6:39 PM  

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

I LOVE my cats...

'Nuff said!


Anonymous JazzBot 4000 said...

Guess what your READERS love even more than your cats? Although, I have to say, cats are awesome. As long as you don't compare them to a JazzBot. Oh, ok, even then.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous cat eater said...

which is odd since cats are pretty useless

2:46 PM  

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Small Battles BIG Victories!

Upon learning from Grampie that Belle had refused any dinner the following ensued...

Ego - "Belle... Don't you want some dinner?"
Belle - "I'm not hungry! Plus I don't like any of the food that's here!"
Ego - "You don't like the yummy chicken divan that Auntie made?"
Belle - "No... It's yucky!"
Ego - "Did you ever try it?"
Belle - "Yes, and it's yucky!"
Ego - "Okay... Would you like a glass of water?"
Belle - "Yes please."

Ego then goes into the kitchen to fetch the water and to heat up some divan for himself. A short while later Ego calls Belle into the kitchen.

Ego - "Belle! Come into the kitchen for a second..."
Belle - "Yes?"
Ego - " Here's your water, why don't you come sit with me while I have my dinner?"
Belle - "That smells yummy! I'm sorry... could I have some?"
Ego - "That's why I brought this extra fork!"

The two then sat and enjoyed Aunties yummy divan with wreckless abandon! They then watched a movie and upon the movies completion Belle was tucked in to bed happy as a clam!


Anonymous Catnip said...

It's good to know that life goes on happily and crises are averted without Auntie's watchful eye around all the time!

2:55 AM  
Anonymous Bertie's Favorite Auntie said...

That's awesome. The last time I had chicken divan, mom made it. And I lived at home. I didn't know people still mix mayonnaise into meat and call it food. Glad you got the girl to eat something at least.

11:40 PM  

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Thoughts and prayers...

My thoughts and prayers (whom ever I might pray too) go out to my new friend Dean Quintana whose nephew was run down by a drunk driver while riding his bike home from school yesterday. The child is twelve years old and "not expected to make it". Give your loved ones a hug tonight and pray for this small boy.


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11:41 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

God, that's very sad.

(Nice use of whom though whomever can be one word. I'm just saying.).

11:43 PM  

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