Friday, February 15, 2008

The New Lincoln MKZ

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So you're telling me there's a car that crashes at least once a day for no reason? Cool!!! Can't wait to get one!

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Blogger Bug said...

Stranger than fiction.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsautomotive/press/fordsync.mspx

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Thanks Riley!

Without your help I'd never have found this awesome picture!

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Blogger Bug said...

Careful G. Love, we don't alienate the Baron. He's lovesick, and that means he's bound to be at least somewhat irrational.

6:18 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Awww c'mon Bug... You talk like he's some fragile little flower who'll be crushed by my Hillary bashing. He's a big boy and can handle a few jokes and stabs at his bull dyke candidate.

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Anonymous showin you the abe lincoln said...

what you both lack is credibility - so rant away!

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Psycho Crackhead for President -

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

We Can Help!!!

Is your team on a losing streak? Having problems getting into the paint? Can't shoot the 3 ball from the perimeter or hit your free throws? Suffering a lack of rebounding? Or perhaps you're facing a 20 point deficit against us at the half.

We can HELP!!!

We are the New York Knicks!

Specializing in easy victories and come from behind wins... For the other team!





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Anonymous Catnip said...

Dear God! Will I live to see a winning Knicks season?

3:55 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Dunno, they suck so bad they can't even be the best at being the worst!

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Friday, February 08, 2008

A discovery!

If you take your shampoo out of the shower rack, place it on the floor the space left by the shampoo makes a perfect beer holder! Your beer if safe from soap splashes at this elevation. Life is good...

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Blogger Bug said...

I'm still hoping for a helmet revolution.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

How can you shampoo with a helmet on? Jeez...

4:34 PM  
Anonymous chuckin' my shampoop to-nizzie said...

Just when I thought you were beyond all hope - way to renew my confidence

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Hot Potato!

I now see why my attendance is tolerated... I am a heat magnet. A hot potato if you will. I sit by the fire and ingest radiant heat, which I store for a later use.

I've often wondered why the cats will not go to bed before me and now I know... They're just waiting for the hot potato to bring that yummy yule log warmth to what is perhaps the coldest place in the universe to sleep without mortal consequences. Nipsy is not so patient, as she must brave the unGodly hours of the a.m. to make sure the Smellenouschka gets off to school with the proper timing sequence.

Well kids I'm off to spread joy and warmth!!! Or perhaps just joyous warmth.

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Anonymous Catnip said...

I'll take it! Way better than a Worm, anyway.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

And here I thought the Worm was THE hot potato... the world is confusing... I feel so alone... Mashed potatoes sound so good...

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Bloodsucker!!!

Click the PIC!!!

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Anonymous Catnip said...

Ha! In spite of myself, that really makes sense to me. Riley will not be amused.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

I'm not stealing, I'm helping to spread the word.

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Don't let this happen to us!


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Anonymous Catnip said...

That's terrifying. Actually, I think the alien is more accurate.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

Hoos blud iz it? I needs 2 no.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Now THAT'S using your head...

This was so incredible just to see Eli make his way out of the pocket without being sacked, but then to throw this pass? Have it caught like this? Here's the best catch in Super Bowl history -


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Monday, February 04, 2008

#1

We are the champions!!!

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Blogger Bug said...

woo. hoo.

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