Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Funny story...

So I get home this afternoon and the mailman (kind of a weird looking hippy dude) is in the entryway loading up the mailboxes, hence he has the boxes open. So I ask him if I "could just reach in and grab my mail?"

He looks at me with one eyebrow raised and says: "Well ya could... But it's a federal offense!"

So I say: "Well I don't want to offend anyone, especially the federation so I'll wait until you're done"

When he finally left I gave him the Vulcan sign and said: "Live long and prosper!"

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Blogger Bug said...

He was probably insulted you didn't offer to do a mind-meld with him. There's always tomorrow. Engage.

7:12 PM  

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Amazing rejuvenation!

I haven't felt so revitalized and ready to take on the world in a long time. I feel energized and full of excitement.

The problem is this... It's four hours past my bedtime and my alarm is set to go off in two hours! HAPPY DAY!!!

Well at least I'm not sick anymore.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Forcast for Colorado -

Extremely high levels of coolness beginning in April!

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Anonymous Catnip said...

OOOOOoooh! I want in on that!

10:36 PM  
Anonymous flint said...

that'll be the "polar blast" scheduled for Friday

10:14 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

Word.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

Word to the coolness, I mean, not the fucking goddamn mother fucking snow ice fuck crap coldness.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Gosh golly willickers! Does everybody have such potty mouths out there in the big CO?

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

I'm sick...

And I don't EVER get sick. Pukey sick, bleh! Congested with fever! Don't BUG me about posting today.

= P

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Blogger Bug said...

Interesting that my name is also a verb. Probably no connection, but still, pretty cool. Glad to hear you're not sick.

2:06 PM  

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Sweeeeeeeet!

Fuck an iPod!!!

I neeeeeeeeeeed an iPhone!!!

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it!

"Not too shabby." - Phil (An Apple Dude)

"Isn't that incredible?" X 36528 - Steve (The Big Apple Dude)

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Blogger Bug said...

Can I have your other phone if you succumb to the marketing pressure?

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Catnip said...

That would be more than fair, in the scheme of things.

1:11 AM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Of course bug! As a matter of fact you can have it now, I'm tired of talking to these people!

1:09 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

Yeah, human contact is overrated.

1:47 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

Yeah, human contact is overrated.

1:47 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

Ok Mister, it's been 2 damn weeks. New post already!

11:13 PM  
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Sunday, January 07, 2007

iPod

I NEEEEED it!

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