Super Massive Blackhole

"Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations" - Muse

Boyo! I guess destroying the planet isn't enough for us humans. Now we're going to try to smash a few protons together and create a black hole right here on our planet! I doesn't matter if we suck the whole universe back into itself and destroy everything... It's just how we do!

Yay progress!

Frelling Cool!!!

Craigslist -

"Thiefs ROBBED my home on FEB 28th REWARD OFFERED $1000.00 CASH!!!!!!!"

"I want Legos, can do handy-man stuff."

"Lisensed and Insured Handyman"

"Commercial and Residental Bathroom and Kitchen Restoral"

"licensed contactor"

"Labors Needed"

"Does Your Middle or High Schooler Need Help in Sience?"

I LOVE these!

Gosh, you just can't make this shit up! A model requested to work with me and I found this when reading her "about me" section.

"I love to have my picture taken. It makes me feel alive. If that doesn't sound weird. It's been that way seens I could remember."

I just don't know what I'm doing...

My laptop is open and on my lap but I'm too busy wallowing in "Dirt" to even notice. I can't understand why I would choose to have my computer running on my lap without any kind of projected wonderful outcome... Perhaps my genitals just need warming.

Frozen

Here's a good one!

I get an email from one of my clients wondering if they are "aloud" to use copywritten music on their website.

One for Bug...

Here's one of MY pet peeves... When people say the word heigth instead of height. Don't they know they're not aposta pronounce it like that?

Steroid use leads to misremembering!

In a hearing before the United States Congress Andy Pettitte, a close friend of Roger Clemens, said that Clemens had indeed used human growth hormones. In rebuttal Clemens then said that Andy sometimes "misremembers" things.

So I wonder what the Yankees are going to do for pitching this year with Roger going to jail for perjury, Andy being shamed into early retirement and Mike Mussina making his way out to the pasture.

Do you swear to tell the truth?