Sunday, March 30, 2008

Super Massive Blackhole

"Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations" - Muse

Boyo! I guess destroying the planet isn't enough for us humans. Now we're going to try to smash a few protons together and create a black hole right here on our planet! I doesn't matter if we suck the whole universe back into itself and destroy everything... It's just how we do!

Yay progress!

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Blogger Bug said...

Now now. Don't be an alarmist. Science knows best.

1:26 PM  

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Frelling Cool!!!

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Anonymous flint said...

frak that!... BG Season four (the final season) begins this Friday!

10:45 AM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Don't get me wrong... I'm definitely down wit da BG and my DVR is set to record it all but the FS was a totally unexpected treat that I am quite excited about so... OMG!

12:42 PM  

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Craigslist -

"Thiefs ROBBED my home on FEB 28th REWARD OFFERED $1000.00 CASH!!!!!!!"

"I want Legos, can do handy-man stuff."

"Lisensed and Insured Handyman"

"Commercial and Residental Bathroom and Kitchen Restoral"

"licensed contactor"

"Labors Needed"

"Does Your Middle or High Schooler Need Help in Sience?"

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Blogger Bug said...

At least the contactor is licensed. That's more than I can say for a sad number of exes.

3:02 AM  

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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I LOVE these!

Gosh, you just can't make this shit up! A model requested to work with me and I found this when reading her "about me" section.

"I love to have my picture taken. It makes me feel alive. If that doesn't sound weird. It's been that way seens I could remember."

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Blogger Bug said...

Seens U been gone I missed you. I could breathe ok though.

7:33 PM  

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Monday, March 03, 2008

I just don't know what I'm doing...

My laptop is open and on my lap but I'm too busy wallowing in "Dirt" to even notice. I can't understand why I would choose to have my computer running on my lap without any kind of projected wonderful outcome... Perhaps my genitals just need warming.

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Anonymous Catnip said...

What to say, what to say.....

1:59 AM  
Anonymous Mr.Chilly Willy said...

Meow!

2:06 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

Catnip: I'm sorry, the correct response is "Don't everybody's?"

7:27 PM  

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Frozen

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Blogger Bug said...

Now is your time, catnip. Go!

7:36 PM  

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Here's a good one!

I get an email from one of my clients wondering if they are "aloud" to use copywritten music on their website.

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Blogger Bug said...

I prey I never here this again.

7:39 PM  

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Saturday, March 01, 2008

One for Bug...

Here's one of MY pet peeves... When people say the word heigth instead of height. Don't they know they're not aposta pronounce it like that?

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Anonymous Catnip said...

That's POST to you! Don't tell Smellburt about the "heighth" thing.

2:27 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

I looked it up. Apparently, that once was a correct spelling. Perhaps she is just a very, very, very old soul. So now U no.

7:47 PM  

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Steroid use leads to misremembering!

In a hearing before the United States Congress Andy Pettitte, a close friend of Roger Clemens, said that Clemens had indeed used human growth hormones. In rebuttal Clemens then said that Andy sometimes "misremembers" things.

So I wonder what the Yankees are going to do for pitching this year with Roger going to jail for perjury, Andy being shamed into early retirement and Mike Mussina making his way out to the pasture.

Do you swear to tell the truth?

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Anonymous Catnip said...

Everybody Wang Chung tonight....

2:29 AM  
Blogger Bug said...

ha!

7:44 PM  

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