Blow Me!!!

Fucking Psycho...

Let's talk about nothing...

Just like at the Republican Presidential debates! BOYO! Get a bunch of Republicans on a stage and ask them some highly intellectual questions from YouTube enthusiasts and what do you get? A whole lot of nothing!

Question-
"The question of the death penalty... What do you think Jesus would do?"

Answer-
"Jesus was too smart to run for office."

The one certainty I learned from watching the debate is Fred Thompson is DEFINITELY the tallest Republican candidate.

Trust me... I don't like the Democrats either.

I did love it when the Reps were asked about furthering the space program they said it'd be cool if they could send Hillary Clinton to Mars.

There is no God!

There, I've said it... God is a contradiction unto itself. Religion is a cruel hoax designed to give you false hopes and a belief system that encourages conflict against those who don't adhere to your belief system. People are not inherently good or evil, their actions are. God and religion are politically motivated agendas. Goodness and kindness will not get you in to Heaven but will rather bring Heaven in to your life and the lives of those you touch!

Shcplane it to me Lucy!!!

How is it that I can design and complete, without flaw multi coursed, incredible, yummy culinary dishes yet every time I try to make a grilled cheese sandwich I burn the FUCK out of it???

My Favorite!!!

This is one of my favorite videos EVER! Kinda reminds me of what I feel like when I'm watching TV without my TiVO!!!

Good News!!!

I was able fix my favorite music program Reason, so now it actually boots up all the way in Leopard-sy Land. But alas... I was unable to circumvent Apples new and improved Audio Midi Setup and have no physical input. That's right! I can make music but I cannot PLAY music. I guess now I'll make music like the rest of the music industry - Without creative input!

Fun Filled!!!

Here's another little fun filled info pack for ya kiddies! You decide... I'm just sharing. This guy's voice trips me out he's talking so fast.

RuiNation!!!

Thank you George W. Bush for ruining our nations economy, image and credibility. Thank you for a war that has our military spread so thin that our nations security is at risk. Thank you also for making us part of a war that none of us believes in or wants to be part of. Thank you for spying on your own country. Thank you Hillary, Obama, Rudolph and the rest of our illustrious 2008 Presidential candidates for offering us no hope of change. Thank you NBA officiating for ruining my favorite sport. Thank you spoiled brat, over paid, steroid filled, egotistical athletes and your agents for ruining the rest of pro sports. Thank you broadcast television for "High Definition" advertising on the bottom third of the screen because I would much rather see a Tampax commercial than the score of my game or the details of a show I'm watching. Thank you greed for taking the art out of artist. Thank you Garage Band for making anyone with a Mac thhink they are a musician, we all haven't heard enough prepackaged, sterile music. Thank you MySpace and YouTube destroying our culture and turning society in to a nation couch potatoes who's only connection to the other couch potatoes is through camera phones and text messaging. Thank you text messaging for reducing communications down to brb and lol and making people unable to communicate with spoken words. Thank you Zwinky for giving us the ability to hide behind cartoon characters that we encourage others to think are representative of our looks. Thank you welfare for making it possible for couch potatoes to have high definition televisions, computers and cell phones without the inconvenience of a job.

Isn't America great?

Silver is the new Gold!

Burn in Hell Suckas!!!

New Rule -

Every shower should come equipped with a drink holder! As there is nothing so yummy as a cool beer in a hot shower and nothing can destroy the flavor of beer more than shampoo. I thought about one of those drink cup holder hats but then I couldn't wash my hair. I like the straw idea but it should be wall mounted above the splash zone. Perhaps a dual feeder that provides shots as well?

This is GREAT!!!

Here's something new... After installing Leopard-sy my computers battery life is about 2 minutes. Then it advises me I'm running on reserve battery power, I click OK and the computer shuts down and I lose everything that's not saved. HAPPY DAY!!!

I'm a comment ho!

I live for comments! When nobody comments on my punnies I get sad and stop posting...

My Computer has Leopard-sy!

I recently upgraded to Apples long awaited Leopard operating system and what was one a true portable super computer has now been rendered into a bumbling disease ridden fool filled with unwanted goodies, more steps to do simple things and slow ass eye candy. Oh whoa is me...