Thursday, August 28, 2008

Quote of the day -

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

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Blogger Bug said...

That's awesome. Hey, let's be friends, my politically differing slice brother. Yah?

12:38 AM  

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Yay! A new quote!!!

This one come from an actor who stars in "The Wire" during an interview in the special features section of a dvd.

"It's crazy how the truth can really get misconscrewed by the news."

I almost wonder if the actor didn't mean to be said that way.

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Blogger Bug said...

Sounds like high school.

4:46 PM  

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That does it!

I swear to Jebus that I am going to kill every last one of you Mudda Fuggahs!!! I'm tired of this shit! You just buzz around with your little yellow and black outfits thinking you are soooooooo cool.

Well I've got some news for you! I'm done with you zipping around my face first thing in the morning while I'm trying to sleep. I will no longer tolerate getting stung in bed. There will be no more fly bys or dive bombs while I'm trying to enjoy a cigarette or watch some television. As well, having to shake you out of my clothing will no longer be tolerated.

As of now I am declaring all out war! I'm taking the battle to you. ! am on the offensive this time. I will seek you out where you live and destroy you all! I will utilize all of my armed forces tactical training and devise a plan to wipe you and your family out. I have a one track mind and will stop at nothing to achieve my goal. Barricades, chemical warfare and hand to hand combat. You will ALL die.

This ain't rock and roll... This is genocide!!!

Meet the enemy!

The solution! This is a funny review.

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Anonymous A Carthaginian said...

A scorched earth campaign. How delightful.

4:43 PM  

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Jebus Keryst!

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Anonymous Jebus H. Keryst said...

Pooping is not for suckers

7:57 PM  

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

This is too cool...

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Blogger Bug said...

grrrrr arrrghh NEW POST!!!

10:04 PM  

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Great speech!

The man is a smart guy...

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