Monday, December 22, 2008

if you please
two new omps
about the disease
that vexes me

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Anonymous Dr. Hugepenis said...

it's the Klap!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

Ok, you're month off's up. Newp ost pleze

3:59 PM  
Blogger Bug said...

Your. Your month off.

3:59 PM  

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Why do these bottles have to dis me
And run a dry with no more whiskey
I find it really quite disturbing
I cannot find an ounce of bourbon
I hold my head and wonder why
There's not even left a dram of rye

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Blogger Bug said...

Aweswamee. You're kicking some major poetry ass...

8:17 PM  

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Jabawaca!

Hibiddy bibiddy bobbiddy boo
I wonder what now our Meg will do
Go back with Drew
Then deny it to you
But there's no breaking up that 2 live crew
Now you seem 'em
Now you don't
You know where things are
And then ya won't
Then she wonders why she makes me so mad
But I'm tired of seeing the Belle a nomad
Gotta wonder how this affects your niece
It's still cold outside don't forget your fleece
A big fuzzy one so you'll look like Chewbaka
And here's where I fit in the word Jabawaca!

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Blogger Bug said...

Brilliant. An instant classic.

8:18 PM  

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Elohim! Elohim! Can you do the fandango?

Now it all makes perfect sense! I was wondering where those undecided Negros came from.

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Blogger Bug said...

Is that seriously wot it's about? That's horrifying, and strangely appealing at the same time. I've always had the feeling I must be some kind of deity.

5:12 PM  

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Wow... I'm speechless!

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Blogger Bug said...

????
was this a real kid's show?

5:13 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Freaky right?

4:08 PM  

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Haiku to you too!
Greetings from the Pueblo Zoo
Here's one thing that's kind of new
Megan has broke up with Drew
Perhaps this brings some winds of change
Perhaps our lives won't be so strange
Maybe now there will be some peace
It's cold outside you'll need a fleece

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Blogger Bug said...

Ha! Well done, Slicecheeze.

6:41 PM  
Blogger Altered Egoist said...

Sadly this would seem not true
As she's since spent everyday with Drew

4:09 PM  

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