THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

just kidding...

WhoM do YOU support?

Perhaps you would agree with those who would kill 44 black persons, decapitate another fourteen then strive to assassinate a presidential candidate to preserve your right to drill and keep those "God damned niggers" out of the oval office. Great alliance! Such wonderful Christian values! Where's the "Pro-life" they speak of?

Me? I think that these ignorant redneck pieces of shit should get sentenced to life in Rwanda without their penises while sporting huge breast augmentation!

Yep!!!

I agree... There are a whole lot of things I could quit tomorrow. But actually, there are a bunch of things I'd like to start.

talking bout my g-g-g-generation...

Interesting car choices -

So the other day I see this woman squeeze herself out of a VW Beetle and when the process was finally complete she had expanded to nearly the size of the car itself.

Later that day I see a "Soccer Mom" with a bunch of kids in uniform pile into a black cherry Toyota FJ. I guess MF is driving around in a "Soccer Mom" car after all!

The Train Analogy -

i can't wait to taste...

my new toothpaste!

She came out swinging!!!

In last nights debate Sarah Palin did not seem as incredibly worthless as I have seen in the past. It's amazing what you can do when you have the writing staff for the Doritos ads write your answers for you.

This is horrible!